February 2012
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Happy Leap Day! Real life is for March!
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Was on the phone to two friends tonight and the two conversations couldn’t have been more different. One was just a perfectly normal, happy, relaxed conversation between friends and the other was me just listening to her tell me every single thing she can think of about her boyfriend and how they are, what they’ve been doing, what they’re doing this weekend, what they do every...
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kinkypineapple replied to your post: In work today I stapled 100’s and 100’s of…
teach me how to staple like you, staple master
It may take up to 5 seconds to teach you all my secret stapling methods, perhaps even 10 seconds but learn how to staple, you will!
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Just got a phone call off J there. Apparently my good luck has finally started to rub off on him! :)
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Also,
It was an absolutely beautiful day. I cannot believe how bright it is out when I finish work. And I can’t wait till next week when John will hopefully be there when I get home every day! Now I must go clean and do other domestic shit…WOO.
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In work today I stapled 100’s and 100’s of documents. If I keep improving at the rate I am now, by the end of the week I will be the world’s most competent stapler. My parents will be so proud of me omg.
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On being hit with ‘yeah, well at least I’m not fat’ on two occasions, I tried to...
– Caitlin Moran (via oh-dor-wheresthesalad)
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farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
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keepcalmandirishon-deactivated2 asked: just wanted to tell you i'm in love with your blog and i think it's the best thing ever.
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So yeah, good weekend! 10 times more wrecked now than I was finishing work on Friday but suuure! Few things…I solemnly swear to jaysus that I will try so much harder not to make a tit out of myself at the next social event I attend. Main thing was talking to Scally. Mortified is not the word. Also I love H. She is just one of the greatest people and we definitely need to hang out more. Had a...
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So yeah, basically I just want to be you and have your life. I’ve wasted so much of my own feeling shitty. Why oh fucking why can’t I just enjoy right now and stop fucking over thinking everything.
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And then there are books…which you can’t tell people about, books so special and...
– The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (via booksdirect)
depressionista:
the worst thing about not attending many social events is that I have to take my own Facebook profile pictures.
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but for real if gender roles in ASoIaF were...
spongepulp:
yousordidharlot:
Male!Cat: Strong and emotionally distant.
Female!Jon: Whiny over-dramatic bitch.
Female!Tyrion: Annoying know it all bitch.
Female!Robb: Vengeful slut.
Male!Sansa: Brave and idealistic. It’s a good thing that he still holds onto the stories he grew up believing.
Jaime: Cersei
Cersei: Jaime
And don’t forget Male!Dany: a BAMF sex god who can overcome...
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